Post Orgasm Addiction.

"ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?"
                   - Buzzcocks, 1978.

The weekend has turned my world upside down. Just when I had Newcastle's secondhand record variety sussed, what with countless copies of Roger Daltrey solo albums and what seems like endless amounts of ratty damaged Fleetwood Mac I find these,

                                    "Love Bites" by Buzzcocks and

                                          "Brotherhood" by New Order,
both of which in near mint condition.

Buzzcocks though not quite as pivotal as The Sex Pistols, were a cutting edge punk band for their time and were one of the first punk bands to establish their own record label "New Hormones".

Last night I cued my needle up to the first song, "Real World" and was hit by a wall of noise that I knew had to be played on something better than my shitty non-amped AWA "logi-tech system"

You know that smack in the face you get when you listen to something that makes you wanna scream the lyrics though you don't really know them?

Well that's what this album is track after track.

Sure It hasn't got songs like "Orgasm Addict" (which the BBC refused to play) or "Oh Shit" from their earlier album, "Another Music in a Different Kitchen", but stop hatin' purist, this shits got emotion, this shits not a cocky stab at the charts, this shits got meaning and stuff. It's really the only way I can explain it without jamming it down your ear sockets myself.

Here's my pick from the album in video goodness.

                                             Fuck EMI and their shitty "We own this" bullshit.

Even though only their second LP, "Love Bites" made it to #13 on the U.K. album charts proving Buzzcocks to be as tight as any seasoned punk band of their time. Some say it even scared The Sex Pistols into breaking up the same year, I don't know I wasn't there.

If you want something a little more "outta left field" or can't hack The Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks are for you, they write angsty love songs and songs about ejaculating. What's not to like?

Perf.

Can't Stand Me Now?

Just in case having security in the studio to record the above mentioned song wasn't enough, Pete Doherty has recently claimed that fellow Libertines front man, Carl Barat doesn't trust him anymore and that this is affecting them ever properly getting the band back together.

Um Pete, You were arrested for burgling his house. Maybe his feelings are just?

Though even after the burglary and Pete ditching their European tour. Carl has replied that he understands were Pete is coming from but there is no mistrust towards him.

Pete was booted from The Libertines subsequent to his drug addiction, in 2004 and was told not to return until he cleaned his act up.
But really how long can this go on? Pete says one thing and Carl Claims it to be false.

There's obviously some kind of drive from both of them with Carl telling a journalist in 2005,

"It may as well happen now, because its going to happen sometime"

The Pair have met several times, and had rumoured/chanced a reunion at least once a year it seems.

In April 2007, They were on stage together, in June of the same year they recorded a cover of Beatles song "A Day in the Life", for BBC Radio 2's rerecording of the album, Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

In 2008, Barat said he would re-unite but only to record an album and only between his other band, Dirty Pretty Things' commitments.

In 2009 The pair were offered millions to reform and play at the Reading and Leeds Festivals. Though Barat turned the offer down announcing that "I've just freed myself up, and the last thing I want to do is burden my mind".

And finally in March last year, the band was invited by The Arcade Fire to join them for the same festivals. The group even held a press conference at the Boogaloo Pub which turned into somewhat of a guerilla gig. The festival appearances were preluded  by 2 gigs at the HMV Forum one night for close friends and family and the second for hardcore fans.


Barat has never really had any negativity towards Doherty even referring to their relationship as "a friendship I cherish".

So how about it Pete? Bite the bullet control your shit and punch out a new album.
You know you've got one in you and it's about bloody time.

Perf.

Feel Good Hit Of The Summer

"I was happy in the haze of drunken hour,
 but heaven knows I'm miserable now".
                                           Morrissey

So, day six of this sickness.
Not sure if the drunken hours of last week helped, but for British India I will take it on the chin. Nothing left to do now but crawl up into a ball under my blanket and turn to my ipod for comfort. All that is left undone is the choice of playlist.

We have two choices at a moment like this, a playlist I like to call 'Sukkafish', consisting of the happy go luck stylings of Ben Lee, Devendra Banhart, and of course The Grates. This playlist reminds me that the world actually IS a bright and beautiful place, filled with adventure, loving family, and the kind of moments in which you wish you could freeze time and capture forever.

The second is a playlist I have not so suitably named 'Perfect Day', containing the likes of Lou Reed, Nick Cave and The Smiths. A playlist filled with so much despair it would have Robert Smith cringing. The songs in this playlist weren't written to bring smiles to faces, more so to shine a spotlight on the human races many faults, and try make sense of the darker subjects we experience on our way down.

I say choice, but we all know there really is only one option here. Times like these always call for the latter of the two playlist.
And i figure if I am going to be laying here wallowing in my own angst i may as well try and bring the rest of you down with me. So with that, here are my favourite 6 dark/depressing/heart wrenching songs i can pull from the list.

6. The Killers - Goodnight, Travel Well







5. Lou Reed - Caroline Says II








4. Interpol - Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down







3. Johnny Cash - Hurt



  



2. John Lennon - My Mommy's Dead







1. The Red Hot Chili Pepper - I Could Have Lied


                              


           

I hope you thoroughly enjoy the tunes

Farrall

A Saucerful of Secrets.

Shit, the world that is the Internet moves fast. The world that is Music, seems to moves twice as fast. 

I have been coasting on good intention and empty promises to Perf to get something up on this blog. 

I WASN'T AWARE BLOG WAS AN ACTUAL WORD UNTIL FIVE DAYS AGO....so get off my back.

To reiterate my opening statement, the world of Music won't slow down for any chump, not even yours truly. 

I was intending to use my first so called "blog", to write about the kick to the face of the world that took 30 years to be felt i.e. The Stooges self titled debut album.  

In between putting off doing this and getting ridiculously over hyped about Perf's news last night regarding every ones favourite shock rocker, scratch that, the original and one true shock rocker, Alice Cooper, my intention turned to writing my debut blog on the conceptual masterpiece that is 'Welcome to My Nightmare'. 

While still aiming on turning both these subjects into half witted rants about the current state of music, and the legacy our fathers have left, I have once again been side tracked by some even more exciting news.

EMI have announced that in the coming months they will be digging deep into the past of Pink Floyd, to come up with re-releases of the Floyd's 14 studio albums, remastered and in the form of box sets, some albums containing 5, 6 and even 7 discs. 

The box sets are said to contain unheard martial, live sets, demo version and more. The box set for 'Wish You Were Here', will contain a 20 minute live version of 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond', which has my heart racing at just the thought of hearing this gem.

Some people are instinctively going to call these releases an over-kill, and possible cash grab from the guys who are already amongst the richest rockers on the planet. 

Don't be a twat, running your mouth and such. 

It's Pink 'sonic experimentation' Floyd we are talking about here, a 24 hour release of Shine On would not be enough to satisfy some of the more die hard fans, not when considering the "turn on, tune in, drop out" attitude many of these fans possess, and I'm not referring to the oldies, they stopped dropping around the same time Bob Geldof turned into a wanker.      

What ever your opinion will be on these new releases from EMI, two things a for sure, the already bemusing number of albums sold world wide by Pink Floyd(a rumoured 200 million+) will continue to grow well into the future. And, my dad is going to have to buy another CD cabinet.

Farrall

We're not worthy!

ALICE MUTHAFLIPPIN' COOPER!

Well latest line up for Soundwave Revolution is out................. I'm Speechless.

I cant believe I just saw some chump on Twitter say "There is not one band on the SWR lineup that i would like to see". If This lineup wont get you there then why are you even surfing the Soundwave site? Go check Ministry of Sound or something.

Grab a seat and tape ya jaws shut:

Van Halen
Alice Cooper
Hole
Bad Religion
Machine Head
Danzig
Sisters of Mercy
Alter Bridge
Versa Emerge
The Pretty Reckless.

Soundwave have reported that Motley Crue were also an option but went with something bigger.


I honestly don't know what else to say I'm just staring in awe at the line up so with that,

Here's the man himself.

We are so not worthy.

Perf. X.

You say you want a Revolution?

Soundwave Revolution anyone?

 I once claimed that Panic! At the Disco saved my life, maybe my life wasn't really in danger but "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" is a really catchy album. One that I have found, has really influenced a lot of up and coming popcore (yes I said popcore) bands.

From catchy electro fills and bridges to stand alone vocal styling. Whether you hate the band/music or not they have made an impact.

If Panic! isn't enough to get you to SWR. Here's a list of bands already announced.
Some kind of big names in there with more to come.



All Time Low,  Attack! Attack!. Black Veil Brides, Cro-Mags, Dashboard Confessional, Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows, Devin Townsend, Every Time I Die, Face to Face, Four Year Strong, Framing Hanley, Funeral For a Friend, Gojira, Hatebreed, Hellogoodbye, Hellyeah, Hollywood Undead, Holy Grail, In This Moment, Kvelertak, Madina Lake, Make Do And Mend, Panic! at the Disco, Relient K, Set Your Goals, Skindred, Steel Panther, Story Of The Year, Street Dogs, Sum 41, Terrible Things, The Acacia Strain, The Damned Things, The Dangerous Summer, The Swellers, The Used, The Word Alive, This Providence, Thrice, Thursday, Times of Grace, Unearth, Watain, We Are The In Crowd, We Are The Ocean, Whitechapel, Yellowcard, Young Guns, Zebrahead.

In my opinion each and every one of these bands needs at least 2 more exclamation marks in their name.

Here's Johnny.

Johnny's people would like to state that unfortunately he will not be headlining.

And I would like to apologise to Fazz for using a Beatles lyric to announce a hardcore festival line up.


Perf. X.

Ah........ so how do we do this.

An email I sent to a major australian music store who for legal reasons will remain anonymous:

Question:

"Me and my business partner are thinking about starting an online record store. So, like, where do you get your stuff?"

Asked By: Anonymous

Answer:

"Well mate, your Mum gives us one vinyl from your Dad’s collection each time we agree to perform oral sex on her.

Cheers for the question."

Blew my mind.

Heres Jagger.

Perf. X.

Mongos in Europe

Hey and welcome to us. Us is (or we are) Perf and Fazz, two likeminded guys who thought we'd start a record store and blog about vintage, alternative and almost popular but not too popular music.

In this blog you can expect to see reviews on albums and gigs, music and related news and also just listen to us speak our minds on whatever we damn well please. 

We collect vinyl, not always to listen to it, but always to enjoy owning it. We kind of thought it a little selfish to hoard all this quality music, so we will also selling some of the vinyl we write about.

Oh and heres Iggy.