Ah........ so how do we do this.

An email I sent to a major australian music store who for legal reasons will remain anonymous:

Question:

"Me and my business partner are thinking about starting an online record store. So, like, where do you get your stuff?"

Asked By: Anonymous

Answer:

"Well mate, your Mum gives us one vinyl from your Dad’s collection each time we agree to perform oral sex on her.

Cheers for the question."

Blew my mind.

Heres Jagger.

Perf. X.